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Blonde sheriff

The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so a blonde went

in to try out for the job. "Okay, " the sheriff
drawled, "What
is 1 and 1?" "Eleven, " she replied. The
sheriff thought to
himself, "That's not what I meant but she's
right."

Then the sheriff asked, "What two days of the week
start with
the letter 'T'?" "Today and tomorrow, "
replied the blonde. He
was again surprised that the blonde supplied a correct
answer
that he had never thought of himself.

"Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln?",
asked
the sheriff. The blonde looked a little surprised herself,

then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted,

"I don't know." The sheriff replied, "Well,
why don't you go
home and work on that one for a while?"

So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where
her
best friend was waiting to hear the results of the interview.

The blonde was exultant. "It went great! First day
on the
job and I'm already working on a murder case!"