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What if Condoms had Corporate Sponsors!

Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong
and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced
for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's
that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use Dial? Don't
you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going ...

Kentucky Fried Chicken Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Campbell's Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

Nature Valley: The Candy Bar Nature Intended

Absolut Condoms: ABSOLUT BONER.

Pontiac Condoms: We build excitement

Microsoft Condoms: Where do you want to go today?

Arch Deluxe Condoms: The condom with the grown up taste.

M&M's Condoms: Melts in your mouth not in your hands

VW Condoms: Drivers wanted

BASF Condoms: We don't make the condom, we make the
condom moister.

GE Condoms: We bring good things to life.

Gillette condoms: the best a man can get

Andrex ~ Soft, Strong and very, very long

The rolo condom: would you give her your last one ????

mars condom:- helps you work, rest and play

Can you think of any others to add to the list ??