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A List Of Clues For CyberDoms Who Want To Impress

A List Of Clues For CyberDoms Who Want To Impress

I thought I'd take a brief moment to provide a bit of
education for the leather impaired--the AOL cyberdoms
whose entire education consisted of reading a letter in
Penthouse. Don't worry, I'll write slow so you
can read it. ;-)

--CBT is NOT a cable channel.

--A cock ring is NOT where you go to watch cock fighting.

--Dom is not necessarily short for Dominic.

--Into English does NOT mean you serve tea and crumpets.

--There's more to being a DM than running a D&D
game.

--Cropping is not necessarily trimming a photo.

--Topping does not necessarily refer to what you order
on your pizza.

--Subs are not always the substitute teachers.

--You don't throw away the ping pong paddles when you
get rid of the table.

--There's a lot more to waxing than putting a good finish
on your car.

--Knife play is not advanced juggling.

--Stocks have been used since the 17th century.

--When I say suspension, I am not referring to the undercarriage
of your car.

--The Leather Nation is not a gang of beer-guzzling, unshaven,
long-haired bikers.

--KY Jelly is not jam from Kentucky.

--Ball gag is not what happens when she deep-throats you.

--24/7 does not refer to the hours of the corner 7-11.

--Spreader bars are not where fat people go for drinks.

--Drag queen doesn't refer to women who race cars.

--When people in the scene refer to scat, it has absolutely
nothing to with Ella's vocals.

--Subs are not grinders, although they can be bitten and
eaten.

--Tops are not necessarily the toys you outgrew as a kid.

--Masters does NOT always refer to works by dead artists.
It isn't always a golf tournament, either.

--Caning on-line has very little to do with fixing a wicker
chair.

--Vampire gloves are not a +2 gauntlet in your fantasy RPG.

--Subs have a tendency to go down, but we are not talking
about Hunt for Red October here.

--If someone says they're a switch, odds are it has
nothing to do with the way they bat.

--Water sports does not necessarily refer to surfing,
swimming or water polo.

--Origami is not the real name for japanese bondage.

--A safeword is not a politically correct term.