Fall Lineup
Here at WCBT TV-69, we strive to bring our viewers quality
entertainment that the whole family can enjoy. We are extremely
proud to present our fall schedule of Must Scene television
shows. (Returning shows are in italics, new programming
has a brief plot synopsis following the show's title.)
SUNDAY:
7:00 COPS 60 minutes of the most humiliating body cavity
searches
8:00 America's Funniest Scat Videos
9:00 SWAT
10:00 24/7 Join Barbara Walters and Hugh Downs on this informative
yet entertaining mix of 20/20 and the Real World.
MONDAY:
8:00 Submissively Susan
8:30 Brucie's Closet Who is going to out themselves
this week?
9:00 Just Whip Me David Spade asks, we are pleased to deliver.
9:30 Joanie Canes Chachi
10:00 S*M*A*C*K Join Hawkeye and company at the SadoMasochistic
Army Corp of Kinksters.
10:30 Two Guys, A Girl and A Toybag
TUESDAY:
8:00 Wheel of Torture Finally Pat Sajak and Vanna get what
the viewing audience has been waiting for!
8:30 You Wannabe A Dominant Regis at his finest, letting
computer users without any real life experience top him,
as he utters his famous catch phrase, "Is that your
final punishment?"
9:00 The Dom/me is Right Come on down! You could be the next
contestant on this show!
9:30 Jeopardy! Alex Trebek gives three SAMmy contestants
simple tasks to do...see who winds up in Double Jeopardy.
10:00 Who's My Dom(me)? The classic game show takes
on a new twist as the panel tries to decide which of the three
dominants own the submissive, and which two are imposters
from AOL.
10:30 Name That Toy I can name that toy in three strokes,
Wink.
WEDNESDAY:
8:00 Mistress Knows Best
8:30 Family Tied
9:00 Happy Dazed
9:30 Will *Is* Grace Will is a gay man, Grace is a het girl.
They share an apartment, but why have they never been seen
together by any of their neighbors?
10:00 Mayberry CBT Aunt Bea shows us exactly how Barney
Fife got that way
THURSDAY:
8:00 Dawson's Crack What's Dawson shoved up there
this week? And who will remove it for him?
9:00 Diagnosis: Masochism
10:00 Buffy the Vampire Spanker
FRIDAY:
8:00 Full House Master and his 5 submissives
8:30 Beavis and Butt Plug
9:00 Star Trek: Deep Throat 9 The further adventures of
Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock.
10:00 Fantasy Island An AOL user winds up stranded on an
island full of submissive women who only live to serve him.
SATURDAY:
8:00 Movie Of The Week (featuring Leonardo DiCaprio and/or
the Olsen twins)
Look, it was a cheap alternative to producing another show,
don't complain. It's not like you're really
watching TV on Saturday nights anyway...we know you've
either got company spread over the furniture and in between
beatings you're listening to CDs or you're out
hitting the clubs and hitting with clubs.
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