Blonde
A blonde who suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her goes
out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly,
opens the door, and, sure enough, finds him naked in the
arms of a redhead. Well, now shes angry. She opens
her purse and takes out the gun. But as she does so, she is
overcome with grief and points the gun at her own head.
The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, dont do
it."
"Shut up, " she says. "Youre
next."
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