Cuckold Stories

Sexy dirty Jokes

Condom says to Kotex, "When you work, I lose
seven days of business."
Kotex replies, "If you fail to work once, my
business stops for nine months

A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club.
She took him to her apartment and said: "tie me
to the bed and do what black men do best!"
So he ran off with the TV and VCD...

Wife: "I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold
me every morning!"
Husband: "I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my
dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!

A Chinese couple got married. When baby was
born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly
and blonde, skin was brown. Finally, name of the
baby was SAM TING LONG ("some thing wrong")

A lady visited her doctor one morning.
Doc said: "You look so weak and exhausted! Are
you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?
Lady: "Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!"

Phone rings and the french maid picks up the
phone as her master is bathing.....
When the caller asked what he is doing, the maid
replied: "MASTURBATING."(Master bathing)

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What's the difference amongst girl age 8, 18, 28,
38, 48, 58 and 68?

At 8 - You take her to bed and tell her a story

At 18 - You tell her a story and take her to bed

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story to take her
to bed

At 38 - She tells you a story and takes you to bed

At 48 - You tell her a story to avoid going to bed

At 58 - You stay in bed to avoid her story

At 68 - If you take her to bed, that'll be a story