3 women go to Heaven
Three women die and meet at the Pearly gates. St Peter greets
them and assures them that they all are getting into Heaven
and he adds "We have only one rule in Heaven.....Don't
step on the ducks"
The women look at each other with strange looks and enter.
Sure enough there are ducks everywhere....it's almost
impossible not to step on a duck.
A few hours go by and the first woman steps on a duck.....St
Peter appears out of nowhere and with him is the ugliest
man they have ever seen. St. Peter chains the ugly man to
the first woman as this is how she will be spending eternity.
A few days go by and the second woman steps on a duck......St
Peter appears out of nowhere with an even uglier man and
chain him to the second woman.
Now the third woman is very careful and months go by and she
hasn't stepped on a duck.....St.Peter appears out
of nowhere with the most beautiful man she has ever seen....this
guy was drop dead gorgeous...and chains him to her..
She is flabbergated and exclaims....."I don't
understand this"......to which the man replies
"I don't either...all I did was step on a duck"
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