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A Stupid Person Is......

* A few clowns short of a circus...

* A few fries short of a Happy Meal...

* An experiment in artificial stupidity...

* A few beers short of a six pack...

* Dumber than a box of hair...

* A few peas short of a casserole....

* Doesn't have all his Cornflakes in one box...

* The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead...

* One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl...

* One taco short of a combo plate...

* A few feathers short of a whole duck...

* All foam, no beer...

* The cheese slid off his cracker...

* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel...

* Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt...

* Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear...

* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions
on the heel...

* He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the
way down...

* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools...

* As smart as bait...

* Chimney's clogged...

* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash...

* Doesn't know much but, leads the league in nostril
hair...

* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor...

* Forgot to pay his brain bill...

* Her sewing machine's out of thread...

* His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels...

* His belt doesn't go through all the loops...

* If he had another brain, it would be lonely...

* Missing a few buttons on his remote control...

* No grain in the silo...

* Proof that evolution can go in reverse...

* Receiver is off the hook...

* Several nuts short of a full pouch...

* Sky light leaks a little...

* Slinky's kinked...

* Too much yardage between the goal posts...

* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer...

* Half a bubble off plumb...

* A few sandwiches short of a picnic ...

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