Ahhh....Tequila!
A guy walks into a bar and notices a very large jar on the counter
and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. The
man guesses there must be thousands of dollars in it!
He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's
with the jar?" "Well, you pay ten dollars ... and IF you pass three
tests, you
get all the money!!!" The man certainly isn't
going to pass this up! "What are the three tests?
"Pay FIRST..." says the bartender... "Those
are the rules. "So the man gives him the $10 and the
bartender drops it into the jar..
"OK, " the bartender says, "here's
what you need to do.
FIRST: You have to drink that ENTIRE GALLON of pepper tequila...the
WHOLE thing, all at ONCE. And you CAN'T make a face while
doing it...
SECOND: There's a pit bull chained-up out back with
a sore
tooth...You have to REMOVE the tooth with your BARE HANDS...
THIRD: There's a 90 year-old woman upstairs who has
NEVER reached
orgasm during intercourse... You've gotta MAKE THINGS
RIGHT for her."
The man is stunned... "I KNOW I paid my 10 bucks, but
I'm not an IDIOT!
I WON'T DO IT!!! You have to be NUTS to drink a gallon
of pepper tequila, and then do those OTHER THINGS!!!"
"Your call, " says the bartender, "but
your MONEY stays where it
is..."
The man has a few drinks ... then a few more... Finally...
he asks,
"WHERRRRE'S ZAAAAT TEQUIIIIIILA?!?!?!"
He grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with a big
slurp, ...Tears are streaming down both cheeks, but he
doesn't make a face...
Next, he Staggers out back where the pit bull is chained
up... The people inside the bar hear a HUGE, NOISY SCUFFLE
going on outside... They hear the pit bull barking ... the
guy screaming... the pit bull yelping and then.... SILENCE.
Just when they think the man SURELY must be dead, he staggers
back
into the bar with his shirt ripped and large, bloody scratches
all over his body...
"NOW......" he says..."WHERE'S
THE OLD WOMAN WITH THE SORE
TOOTH?!?!?"
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