I Like Your Thinking
I Like Your Thinking
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds
sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will
be left?'' She calls on little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is
4, but I like your thinking.'' Then Little Johnny
says, ''I have a question for YOU. There are three
women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is delicately
licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second
is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third
is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well
I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked
the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding
ring on...but I like your thinking.''
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