my mums a paddy+luvs this one.
three men went for an interview on a building site, jock, taff
and paddy.the foreman a big irish fella called jock in, "listen"
he said "ive three items here and i want you to tell
me which one is the odd one out, now look" he said to
jock "here's a knife, a fork and a potato"
jock looks at them for a minute and says "that's
easy, its the potato the other two are metal, the potato's
a vegetable" "well done" said the foreman
"you've got the start." next he called
taff in asked him the same question and got the same reply.taff
got the job.lastly he called paddy in, who just happened
to be a relative."now listen up paddy" said
the foreman, "just think about this before you answer
me, now tell me which one of these three items is the odd
one out and dont be letting me down, look here's a knife, a
fork and a potato".paddy studies them for a while
then turns to the foreman and say's "sure thats
easy, its the fork" the foreman looks at paddy and
asks "and how the hell do you work that out?"
"easy" said paddy "you make chips with
the other two"!!!
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