New Guy In Town
A new guy in town
A new guy in town walks into a bar and notices a very large
jar
Behind the bar. It's filled to the brim with ten-dollar
bills.
The man guesses there must be thousands of dollars there.
He approaches the bartender and asks him, "What's
up with the
jar?"
The bartender tells him, "Well, you pay ten dollars
and if you
pass three tests then you get all of the money."
"What are the three tests?"
"Pay first. Those are the rules."
So the guy gives him the ten bucks and the bartender adds
it to
the jar with the other bills.
The bartender says, "OK, here's what you have
to do....
First, you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila,
the WHOLE thing at once AND you can't make a face while
doing it.
Second, there's a pit bull chained up out back with
a sore tooth... you have to remove the tooth with your bare
hands.
Third, there's a 90-year-old woman upstairs who's
never had an orgasm in her life. You gotta make things right
for her."
The man responds, "Well I know I've paid my ten
bucks but I'm not an idiot, I can't do all that...
it's impossible!"
"Well, you asked, and I told you...those are the rules,
and your money stays in the jar."
Well, time goes on and the man has several drinks, then asks,
"Wherez Zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs
it with a big slurp. Tears are streaming down his cheeks
but he does not make a face.
Then he says, "Right, the dog's next?"
He staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear
a huge scuffle going on.
They hear barking, screams, yelps and growling, and eventually
silence.
Just when they think the man must surely be dead, he staggers
back into the bar, with his shirt ripped to shreds and big
scratches all over his body.
"Now, " he says, "where's that woman
with the sore tooth?"
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