Nuclear Power
Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane.
One guy Says to the other, "Let's talk."
I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike up a conversation
with your fellow passenger."
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it
slowly, takes off his glasses and asks, "What would
you like to discuss?"
The first guy says, "Oh, I don't know; how about
Nuclear Power?"
The other guy says, "OK, that could make for some pretty
interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question
first: A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff, but
the deer excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the
horse, clumps of dried grass. Why is that?"
The first guy says, "I don't know."
The other guy says, "Oh? Well then, do you really think
you're qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you
don't know shit?"
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