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Predicting the sex of a baby...

Three pregnant women are sitting in a cafe having lunch,
when one of them says, "I know that I'm going to
have a boy."

The other two women think about that for a moment, and then
one of them says, "OK, how do you know you're going
to have a boy?"

"Well, when the child was conceived, " says
the first women, "I was on top. So I'm going to
have a boy."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, and then the second
woman says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl."

"OK, " says the first one, "how do you
know you're going to have a girl?"

"Well, when my child was conceived, I was on the bottom.
So I'm going to have a girl."

They sit and eat for a few minutes more, the third woman obviously
getting more and more distressed, until finally she breaks
down into horrible sobbing?

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" the
first two women ask with concern.

The third woman manages to stifle her sobs long enough to
only say one thing, "I'm going to have a puppy!"