A new one
A guy was playing gold one day and got hit right in the balls
with a hard hit golf ball. He falls to the ground and when
he finnaly is able to get up he goes straight to the doctor
and asks "how is it doc? I'm getting married next
week, my fiance is a virgin and I can't disappoint her."
The doc says, "I'll have to put your penis in a
splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be OK
next week." So he took 4 tongue depressors and made
up a neat little 4 sided bandage and wired it all together
then stepped back and smiled at his work of art.
The guy never mentioned any of this to his fiance. They get
marriede and on thier honeymoon night in the motel room
she rips open her blouse to reveal a georgeous set of breasts.
It was the first time he had seen them and he was overjoyed.
She says "You'll be the first, no one has ever
touched these breasts."
He whips down his pants and says "Look at this, mines
still in the crate."
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