Hand job
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar
which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: - $1.50.
Chicken Sandwich: - $2.50.
Hand Job: - $10.00.
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks
up to the bar and beckons one of the three exceptionally
attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking
group of men.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can
I help you?"
"I was wondering", whispers the man, "are
you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes", she purrs, "indeed I am"
The man replies "Well wash your hands, I want a cheese
sandwich!"
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