RE: Some tips for the guys....
I just love these kind of articles that are supposed to offer
us poor, unworthy male slobs a beacon of light in order for
us to mend our ways and get with the female program. Well
I have some news ladies...most of us are doing just fine
thank you and I have some tips for you females in return:
1.) For heaven sakes, don't post pussy shots. Jeeze,
that is lame and the worse thing is that most of the females
that do this are really "not showing" their
best physical trait. I like to meet people, not pussies
or pricks, although I have met my share of those too. Having
NO picture is just as bad. We need to see you like you want
to see us...a nice, g-rated picture, full body shot. Practice
what you preach ladies. If you just show a pussy, expect
the type of male to reply to you that you complain the most
about.
2.) Dispense us of the "I am just looking for uncommitted
sex". Thats the biggest line of BS going today. Lets
be honest shall we, and please...the day that a woman just
wants to get laid without any strings, requirements, or
conditions is the day we all can get off this web site for
good.
3.) Females 25 and younger are a complete waste of space
on here....COMPLETE waste of space and we all know why.
4.) Women who show wedding pictures, prom pictures or pictures
of them with other men in sexual positions is frankly a joke.
Are you kidding us? Whats all that about? Yea, thats a real
turn-on for us. Show us a lovely smile and some brains and
just watch the quality of the men that reply to you go way
up..!
5.) You always complain about the fact that males can't
read. Truth is, we really can, but because 98% of you never
return a reply back to us EVEN after we send a very well, though-out,
nice, cordial email to you...what do you expect. At that
point we just want a reply of any kind, even a get lost loser
reply...anything...something...so expect us to mass
email messages out without reading profiles. If we get
.05% to even acknowledge existance, then we are somewhat
relieved that there is life out there.
6.) Lastly, I have no problem meeting women on here, and
I don't pay these folks a penny. Its done with patience,
honesty, and knowing the fact that if we all (males and females
alike) were so hot, so great, we would not have to be here
at all. Just walking down the street would be enough to meet
people. The truth is, nobody is perfect or even close. Female
profiles with the words "hot, wild, best, nympho,
slut, large, awesome, beautiful, and no committment"
are just as questionable as what we are accused of...at
least to those of us that have the ability to think with the
larger of the two heads, and no ladies...you are not without
sin either, so don't expect quality men answering
your profiles until you know what quality men are looking
for.
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