A Slip of the Tongue...
Two men in their late forties, were having a drink together,
discussing the deleterious effects aging has had on each
of them.
The first said, "You know, I can handle the eye-sight
going, and the loss of hair, but it's the disconnect
between the brain and the mouth that's the worst part
for me. For example, just the other day, I was in line to buy
an airline ticket. The woman behind the counter was very
well-endowed, and as I walked up to her, I blithely announced,
'I would like to buy a picket to Tittsburgh.' God,
I was absolutely mortified!"
The second man, shaking his head back and forth, in a been-there-done-that
sort of manner said, "I had a very similar experience.
I was sitting across from my wife at breakfast one morning,
and intended to say, `Honey, please pass the Special K.'
Instead, it came out, `Bitch, you've ruined my life.'"
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