Ever travelled/had someone travel for a "first" date?
As a male, I have travelled a long distance or had someone
travel a long distance (more than 200 miles - often thousands)
to meet for a "date" which inevitably or very
quickly turns to sex (the prima facie reason for meeting).
Remarkably, I've only been disappointed once (date
was suffering from clinical depression).
On one particular date, I was waiting for her at the luggage
claim area. Being very hard and wearing tight jeans, I asked
her if she thought I was happy to see her. Looking down. she
muttered "that can't be real".
I invited her to check when we were on our way home where she
happily found out that I had nothing, and not a rolled-up
sock as she had thought, stuffed in my jeans. She told me
that I had to dump my condom stash and go get the large size.
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