Gay Cremation
There were three gay friends, and their spouses all died
in a terrible accident at the same time. The men decided
to cremate their lovers and take the ashes.
They began to ask each other what the were going to do with
the ashes.
#1- " We loved to sail so I am going to take his ashes
out as far in the ocean as i can get. And slowly spread him
out so he covers all the ocean in the world."
#2= " Well we loved to ride in hot air balloons and thats
where we first made love so I am going to take his ashes out
in our hot air balloon. And spinkle his ashes out into the
air just so we can be togehter in out favorite spots one more
time."
#3- " Well me on the other hand I am going to just take
my lover home."
The others questioned why would you do that?
" well I am going to get out the biggest pot I can possibly
and make some chili.Except this is going to be some special
chili. I cam going to get the juciest, hottest peppers I
can possibly find and put dozens of the in there. This chili
is going to becan melt a spoon so hot it , then the last ingredient
is going to be my lover's ashes.
The others still don't understand why he would do this.
The he says "well I am going to eat this chili and eat
as much of it as i can, just so he can tear my little ass up real
good one last time."
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