Holiday Joy for Your Man
Hopefully my lady freinds aren't the only women in
the world who believe in both, giving and receiving. This
suggestion is for the ladies. The closer the holidays come,
the more stress we're all under. To combat this, stop
and pick up a naughty Mrs. Claus out fit and put it on the next
time your St. Dick comes over. Ambiance is key, so make a
romantic presentation. Having a candlelit, home-cooked
dinner waiting for him on the table is always a nice touch.
I know, many of you are probably saying, "This ain't
the 50's and I ain't June Cleaver!" I know
most of ya'll are all about being independent, both
in and out the bedroom, but admit it, stroking and man's
, ahem, ego goes a long way. Your man deserves a little indulgence
during the holiday as do you. When he comes in and sees the
vision that you are, standing there in a red Santa hat with
nippleless bra and crotchless panties, the pains of his
day will fade away. Go over and siton his lap and whisper
all the naughty things you plan on doing to him before, during
and after dinner. A man can eat steak and potatoes seven
days a week, just as long as the presentation has some variety.
Keep that in mind when thinking of ways to surprise him,
P.S. Keep the whipped cream and chocolate sauce handy!!!
I'm far from being gay, I'm a very straight male,
but sometimes you gotta stick up for your gender every now
and then.
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