Men and Sex
Long ago, God came to man and said, "Man, I will give
you 10 years of a normal sex life." Man said, "God,
that is just not enough." God replied, "When
I give you something don't complain." Then God
went to the King of the Beasts and said, "Lion, I will
give you 20 years of a normal sex life." The lion said,
"Thank you, but 10 will be enough." At that,
Man stood up and said, "God, I'll take the extra
10." "Fine", said God. Then God went to
the Head Ape and said, "Ape, I will give you 20 years
of a normal sex life." "Thanks, but 10 will be
just fine", said the Ape. Again, Man stood up and asked
for the extra 10. By the end of the day, Man had also collected
10 years the Parrot didn't want and 10 years that the
Donkey didn't want. I guess this explains why men spend
10 years lion about sex, 10 years monkeying around, 10 years
talking about it, and 10 years of being a jackass about it.
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