Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit
Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they
didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking
through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They
were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog
admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when
he did, he always gave them six wishes, so he told them that
they could have three wishes each.
Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in
the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr.
Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet.
One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head.
Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried
on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the
neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog
granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle.
It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started
revving the engine.
Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit
had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself.
Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all
the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving
him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that
it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his
last wish.
Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then
said, I wish that Mr. Bear was gay! and rode off as fast
as he could.
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