 | HOT CUSTOMERS |
At a local hardware store the customers were used to having
free coffee as they picked up material in the store. One
day there was no coffee as the vendor had not been by to make
a... |
| Oceanic Sex |
| Awhile back (July 4, 1996) I had the pleasure of making love to an awesome woman in the sound-side of a barrier island. 'twas late at night and we were alone under the stars in about 5 feet of... |
| Office partners ewife |
It seemed only natural this was going to happen. I got a diverce
2 yrs ago and my office partner got his just last yr. He statrted
dating my xwife and has now moved in with her.
He... |
| Facial shower |
I'm not gay however I do love sucking a nice meaty cock.It
was wednesday 10th sept with time on my hands i visited a
sex cinema in bilston uk.Whilst watching the film I noticed
the... |
| bi motel encounter |
I was recently divorced after many years of marriage, and
was starting to get out and do some dating again. It had been
along time since I had been dating and so was taking my time.
My... |
| 10 Rules of Cheating |
First of all let me first say that there is no sure fire way
to not get caught when you are doing something (like cheating)
that you have no business doing. However, there are ways
to... |
| Headache |
Jim owns a small business. He has two employees, Susan and
Jack. As
Jim checks his books one day he figures his company was in
bad shape
and he would have to lay one person off.... |
| The Fifth Affair |
A man walks into a night club one night. He goes up to the bar
and asks
for a beer. "Certainly, Sir, that'll be 1 cent."
"One Cent?", exclaimed the man. So the man... |
| why does her firm breasts found so soft & loose |
My wife and me are working in the same company, run by NRI
family. I am in marketing while she is an assistant in the
board. She is 5’4”, wheatish, but looks beautiful due... |
| I tried to do it & succeeded |
My wife is a very horny woman. She loves sex. She also loves
me very much, she could never say 'no' to me. When
I first proposed the idea of having sex with a stranger,
she got... |
| Computer Hardware |
It started as any other typical day in the office. But I certainly did
not have any idea on how it would end. My boss, at 5:00 o'clock asked
if I would stay late and wait for the computer... |
| Naked barber shop |
Wanted to relay this story, Sometime back my lover would
trim my hair in between my regular haircut appointment.
This time when she was ready to begin, I told her to take off
her... |
| Fast love |
Hot Spots for Fast Love
Let's face it: You and your guy aren't always near
a bedroom when desire strikes. So what do you do when you've
just got to have it this minute? Scan the scene... |
| A Really Bad Day |
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He
stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next
to him, takes the... |
| Poker session |
I spend every weekend at my boyfriend's apt ie from Friday
after work to Sunday afternoon when I drive myself home
to my parents house. My bf (Mac) likes me to be totally naked
and... |
| Follow up to women as shallow as men. |
This is just a follow up to set a few things straight.
I am not saying that someone should keep writing if they
are not interested in me. I am saying why not do the right
thing and... |
| threesome |
My boyfriend once had to attend a business conference in another city,
so he suggested I too accompany him. Since he would be busy the whole
of 2 days at the conference we mutually decided... |
| why do men ignore what you say in your profile |
i get mail from men who call me bitchy because of the way i
had to write my profile-i dont understand what is so hard
about complying with someones likes and dislikes-its
pretty simple... |
| Muita Loucura!! |
Estava eu numa sala de chat, quando me deparei com uma mulher
com o nick "mulher s " e ao conversar com ela
descobri que era de minha cidade, conversa vai e conversa
vem, marcamos um... |
| cute oldie |
Sperm Count
An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get
a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said,
"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample... |
| Are you unable to update your profile? |
Since November 21st, 2004, I have been unable to update
my profile. Is anyone else having this difficulty? Whenever
I click on the submit button I get an error window that says
the data... |
| Late For the Funeral!! |
A young preacher was asked by the local funeral director
to hold a grave-side burial service at a small local
cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The
preacher started... |
| jan 15 meeting moved to bob roes point after |
| Hi everyone ,, hey just wanted to update on the meeting for jan 15.. we decided to move it to bob roes point after since it is a little bigger place with more to do,,ie,,, pool table , darts and... |
| me gustan las tias mayores |
hola, tengo 34 aos y siempre desde que empece a salir con
chicas me han gustado las tias mayores que yo, al principio
no sabia porque era, pero hoy si lo se, es por el morbo y porque
me... |
| Building a better online personal ad |
Meeting through an online media is much different than
meeting in person. Even with pictures, the process is much
more mental than physical. On the positive side, it can
be liberating... |
| Sexy secretary |
I had been married about 10 yearsn and sex at home wasn't
great. Two small kids, a full time job, a husband who went
overseas about 8 times and interstate about 35 times
a year plus... |
| An IQ Slightly Below Room Temperature |
An IQ Slightly Below Room Temperature !!!
This is said to be a true story from the a major word processor
software producer's helpline. Supposedly, the help
desk employee... |
| XXX HOME PICTURES - WHAT ARE SOME GOOD PROPS? |
XXX HOME PICTURES are a great way to remember special times
and places you and your partner have enjoyed. Just like
any other picture, you should choose a background that
is pleasing... |
| Sexy sister In law |
Since last few weeks I am upset due to the behavior of my sister
in-law. She is 24 years old beautiful lady, married to my
elder brother (30) for two years. Six months after... |
| I'd love to receive anal sex from a woman with a strap-on |
I tried it once a few years back with a couple when I was on
a business trip and it was really hot. Now I find it difficult
to bring up the subject with women I have gone out with... |
