10 Rules of Cheating
First of all let me first say that there is no sure fire way
to not get caught when you are doing something (like cheating)
that you have no business doing. However, there are ways
to minimize the risk.
#1) Don't trust anybody. You never know a person's
motives... even if you've known them forever. Jealousy
can make folks do the unthinkable (like front you out).
So in other words, do your dirt and keep it to yourself.
#2) Don't hook up with anybody anywhere near where
you live. Sure hate to run into them while with your significant
other. Never know how your reaction would be. Also refer
to rule #1.
#3) Don't do the act anywhere near where you frequent.
The person you are doing it with, may decide to peep you out
one day and just wait til they see you and then follow you.
#4) Don't leave any trails... This includes but is
not limited to email, addresses, and diseases. Never
let the person you are cheating with into your car. Meet
somewhere, and you go in there car. They could intentionally
or accidentally leave something behind that would get
you caught!
#5) Call from payphones only. Make sure the payphone is
nowhere near where you live!!!!!!!!
#6) Don't fall asleep after you're done doing
the deed. They may rummage your pockets and leave something
or get valuable info to blow up your spot (for those of you
who don't know what that means... It means they may
come and find you and tell your significant other what you've
done!)
#7) Don't become intoxicated under any circumstances!
See rule #6
#8) Get rid of your conscience.... If you do, when confronted
with any abnormal behavior, you won't act defensively
which gives you away everytime (if your mate has any sense).
#9) Do not under any circumstances, change your behavior
at home... For example: If you never kissed a lot, don't
start and vice versa. It raises questions and that starts
the investigation.
Last but not least #10) Be ready to alter your plans of infidelity
at the drop of a dime. Never ever ever, (unless you plan on
leaving for good, in which case this article isn't
for you anyway) be hard pressed to get to your mate on the
side. Wait it out and be cool. When the heat is off completely,
return if you must! Sometimes its just that goood!
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