Astrologically Speaking
Astrologically Speaking
When the M25 has a bloody great pile up
And all of your mail goes awry;
Its not some stupid driver, or striking postmen,
But because of something up there in the sky !
Mercurys gone retro Sue announces
, smugly,
Its a period when everything will slow;
All communications will be affected,
Ive read all about it and I know !
When your other half is whining about your overspending,
When he moans that the house is in a mess,
Dont go to Sue for tea and sympathy,
Shell nod and say sagely , Hes a
Virgo , I guess !
Whenever things go wrong in her relationships,
( Im talking of men now , a constant grouse )
Shell blame it on his Jupiter ( or his Mars or Pluto
)
Which happens to be in her seventh house.
When you make a small mistake and your boss hurls abuse at
you,
Threatens you with sacking , and youre in a quake.
Its not because hes annoyed at the error,
But just that youre an Ox and hes a snake
!
If your love lifes under par and hes lost his libido,
And you really crave some sex and T.L.C
Dont blame his penis, its just that his
Venus
Is probably suffering from P.M.T.
When I told Sue excitedly my business was improving
She didnt say , Well done , I knew it would
!
She told me its because Jupiters in Leo
and
If I couldnt make money now , I never would.
Oh Sues got an answer for absolutely everything
Astrology is the answer that she loves.
But if this is true , then why cant she tell
What will happen every day BEFORE it does ?
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