Headache
Jim owns a small business. He has two employees, Susan and
Jack. As
Jim checks his books one day he figures his company was in
bad shape
and he would have to lay one person off. But both Susan and
Jack are
such good workers he has trouble finding a fair way to do
it. He
decides that he would watch them work and the first one to
take a
break would be fired. So, he sits in his office and watches
them
work. Suddenly, Susan gets a terrible headache and needs
to take an
aspirin. She gets the aspirin out of her purse and goes to
the water
cooler to get something to wash it down with. Jim follows
her to the
water cooler, taps her on the shoulder and says, "Susan,
I'm going to
have to lay you or Jack off." And Susan replies, "Can
you jack off? I
have a headache!"
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