NOT TALKING
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were
giving
each other the silent treatment.
Realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake
him at 5:00
AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to
be the first to
break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
"Please wake
me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find
it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was
9:00 AM and
he had missed his flight.
Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't
wakened him,
when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." > > > > Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
> > > > God may have created man before woman, but there
is always a rough
draft before the masterpiece.
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