The Graveyard
Man was headed home late one night decided to take a short
cut thru the cemetery fell into an open grave , broke his
leg. Starts yelling from the bottom of the grave for help,
along about 4 am he's starting to get cold and yells
help help I'm cold, another drunk stumbling home hears
a voice comming from the cemetery walks in and finds the
amn in the grave. Man looks up see's the drunk and says
" Help me , I'm cold", Drunk looks downs
see the man says" No wander dumbass YOU KICKED ALL
THE DIRT OFF OF YOU"
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