mature erotica

Do the Math?

A businessman sends his wife a fax:

"To my dear wife:

You will surely understand that I have certain needs that
you with your 54 years can no longer satisfy.

I am very happy with you and value you as a good wife.

Therefore, after reading this fax, I hope you will not wrongly
interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with
my 18 year old secretary in the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please
don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight."

When the man came home, he found the following letter on
the dining room table:

"My dear husband:

I received your fax and thank you for your honesty.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that
you are also 54 years old.

At the same time I would like to inform you that while you
read this I will be in the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis
coach, who like your secretary is also 18 years old.

As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge
of math,
you will understand that we are in the same situation ..although
with one small difference:

18 goes into 54 more often than 54 into 18 .... And therefore

I won't be back before lunchtime tomorrow.