Grandma and Grandpa discuss good sex
One lazy summer day an old man and old woman are sitting on
a porch, taking a break from the heat. Feeling cantakerous,
the old man begins to grumble and complain to his aged wife.
"Woman, 53 years we been married, and all this time
you aint never given me good sex! Damn fool woman!".
Grandma just sits there, rocking slowly. Eventually grandpa
calms down and rocks in quiet. About that time grandma slowly
eases herself up out of her rocker, ambles over to grandpa,
and whacks him upside his head with her cane. "Gol
Damn woman, you crazy goat, what the helldayou do that fer!"
he roared. "That's for knowin the differnce
you old bastard" she calmly replied.
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