mature erotica

Grandma!

Suck it to me, Grandma!

Lulu was a hooker, but she didn't want her grandma to
know. One day, the police raided a sex party in a hotel, and
Lulu was among them.

The police took them outside and had all the hookers line
up along the driveway when suddenly, Lulu's grandma
came by and saw her granddaughter.

Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here,
dear?"

Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu
told her grandmother that the policemen were there passing
out free oranges and she was just lining up for some. "Why,
that's awfully nice of

them. I think I'll get some for myself", and she
proceeded to the back of the line.

A policeman was going down the line asking for information
from all of the hookers. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered
and exclaimed, "Wow, still going at it at your age?
How do you do it?

Grandma replied, "Oh, it's easy, dear. I just
take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

The policeman fainted