Granny
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening
worship service and was startled to find an intruder in
her house.
Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she
yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent
and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ
so that your sins may be forgiven.")
As the burglar stopped dead in his tracks, the woman calmly
called the police and explained what she had done. Shortly,
several officers arrived and took the man into custody.
As he was placing the handcuffs on the burglar, one of the
officers asked, "Why did you just stand there? All
the lady did was mention a scripture verse."
"Scripture?" replied the burglar.
"She said she had an axe and two 38's!"
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