Healing..
grandma and grandpa were watching a healing service on
tv. the evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed
to go to theire tv set, place one hand on the tv and the other
hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed.
grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the tv, placed her right
hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder
that was causing her to have big pain.
then grandpa got up, went to the tv, placed his right hand
on the set and his left hand on his croatch. grandma scowled
at him and said: i guess you just dont get it. the purpose
of doing this is to heal the sick and not to raise the dead
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