PRETTY SMART "OLDER" WOMEN!
PRETTY SMART "OLDER" WOMEN!!
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have
one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see. Can I see your vehicle registration papers
please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk
if you want to see.
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his
car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle
the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping
his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle
please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen
this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes. Would you open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty
trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have
a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse
and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am. One of my officers told
me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car,
and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the lying bastard told you I was speeding,
too.
Don't Mess With Old Ladies.
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