mature erotica

Sunbathing grandmas

A guy's taking a walk, enjoying the sunshine and cool breeze of the September morning. He passes a nursing home, when he notices three old women laying on the lawn naked. He can't believe his eyes. Three grandmas in their birthday suits on the lawn of a nursing home.

He notices a nurse standing nearby and goes up to her. "Excuse me," he says to her, "why are those old ladies laying on the lawn without any clothing on?"

Without even looking his way the nurse responds "They're retired prostitutes. They're holding their 50th annual Back-to-School sale."