taxes
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged,
he was told that he had committed a sin, and that he could
not go to heaven right away. He asked what he did and God told
him that he cheated on his income taxes, and that the only
way he could get into heaven would be to sleep with a 500 pound,
stupid, butt-ugly woman for the next five years and enjoy
it. Tony decided that this was a small price to pay for an
eternity in heaven. So off he went with this enormous woman,
pretending to be happy.
As he was walking along, he saw his friend Carlos up ahead.
Carlos was with an even bigger, uglier woman than he was
with. When he approached Carlos he asked him what was going
on, and Carlos replied, "I cheated on my income taxes
and scammed the government out of a lot of money...even
more then you did." They both shook their heads in
understanding and figured that as long as they have to be
with these women, they might as well hang out together to
help pass the time.
Now Tony, Carlos, and their two beastly women were walking
along, minding their own business when Tony and Carlos
could have sworn that they saw their friend Jon up ahead,
only this man was with an absolutely drop dead gorgeous
supermodel / centerfold. Stunned, Tony and Carlos approached
the man and in fact it was their friend Jon. They asked him
how is he with this unbelievable goddess, while they were
stuck with these god-awful women.
Jon replied, "I have no idea, and I'm definitely
not complaining. This has been absolutely the best time
of my life (and I'm dead, ) and I have five years of the
best sex any man could hope for to look forward to. There
is only one thing that I can't seem to understand. After
everytime we have sex, she rolls over and murmur's
to herself, "Damn income taxes!"
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