The Old Douche Bag
Frank has had a rough day at the office and while walking
down the street decides to go into a new bar and have a drink.
He walks into the bar and see that the only other people in
it is the bartender and an older lady sitting at the end of
the bar. The bartender approches Frank and asks, "What
can I get you buddy?" Frank says, "Give me a Jack
and coke and give that old douche bag at the end of the bar
whatever she wants." The bartender looks at Frank
and says, "Look buddy. I have never seen you in my life.
I don't know you from Adam. But that nice lady at the
end of the bar has been a customer of mine for years and I don't
appreciate your crude remarks!" Frank is taken off
guard and apologizes. "I'm sorry man. I didn't
mean anything by that. I've had a bad day and just blowing
off steam. Please, just give the lady a drink with my compliments."
The bartender says, "That's better" and
goes to the lady. "The gentleman at the other end of
the bar wants to buy you a drink. What can I get for you?"
The lady replies, " I'll have a vinegar and water."
nyuck nyuck nyuck
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