sexual literature

Handy Man

It was a hot summer afternoon and I was out fixing some loose siding on my house wearing my typical shorts (sans underwear) and no tshirt. My neighbor lady... a knockout with incredibly firm breasts, nice buns and pouty lips came outside to enjoy the sun. We always flirt with each other... little suggestive poses or winks, and today was no different.

She brought her chaise lounge out and unfolded it in direct line of me... her tight buns practically shoved in my face as she bent over to arrange the chair. I heard her say "well if it isn't my favorite handy man" to which I replied "in the flesh." "not quite, but close" was her reply as she reclined in the chair.

I continued to work on the siding, bending over to work... exposing my package for her viewing pleasure. I looked around, startling her from her obvious gaze. "Be careful" I said "you dont want to fall out of the chair!" "you should be careful too, sweetcheeks, sunburn can be mighty painful in tender areas." "Oh, I see" I said, to which she replied "me too."

I continued to work on the house when Kathy said "hey! Are you handy with plumbing too?" "sure" I said "whats wrong?" "The pipes in my kitchen are dripping. I was going to call a plumber, but really didn't want to spend the money so I kinda duct taped them which works for awhile." "Now there a great fix - duct tape, the wonder repair stuff. I can take a look at it if you would like." With that we headed into her house. I got on my back and slid into the kitchen cabinet under the sink. Sure enough the pipes were coated in duct tape with a slight drip of water oozing from them. "Nice tape job!" I said "this shouldn't be any problem to fix, I just need to run to the hardware store for some new pipes and glue.

Kathy got on the floor to look at what I was talking about, her left hand landing between my bent legs just rubbing against my exposed testicle that. I squirmed a little and got an immediate erection, which she couldnt help but notice. "Ooops sorry" she said, with a devlish smile. At that point I decided Id better leave or I would show her my "pipe." I got up, told her I was heading to the hardware store and would be back soon. She wanted to give me money for the stuff but I said "we can settle up later."

When I got back with the stuff, she was back in the lawn chair, laying on her stomach with her top undone. I said "IM BAAAACK!" which startled her to sit up quick, revealing her lovely breast with excited nipples. "Now who is risking sunburn" was my reply as I walked into the house. As I got to work on the pipes, Kathy walked in and said she had some laundry to do and headed for the basement. I finished up the job, turning the water back on and checking for leaks. "You're all set" I yelled out thinking she was still in the basement "Nice job" was her reply, as I stood up and turned around to find her standing in the kitchen totally naked. "Oh, excuse me" was all I could stammer and my erection returned. "Oh my, it looks like you have a plumbing problem... bent pipe... let me see what kind of plumber I am" She dropped to her knees in front of me and began to remove my shorts which had a hard bulge in the center. "There, thats better" she said as she caressed my hardened manhood. "My, what a nice pipe you have, but I'm afraid it might be clogged... I'll have to clear it for ya." My knees about buckled as Kathy began to kiss, lick and nibble all over my stiff prick. It was obvious she knew what to do and liked it too - as she continued to explore. She then bent lower and began to do the same to my balls... which about sent me into orbit. "Mmmm.... very nice" was all she could say as she continued to lick kiss and tease. "Now about that clog..." she said as she began to engulf my cock with her pouting lips, which she had painted red. She kissed my throbbing helmet, then began to slide her mouth down over my member ever so slowly. I practically lost it then, but managed to hang on as she began to slide her mouth up and down my slick shaft while teasing my balls. I was on the verge of shooting her tonsils out when she clamped down harder and inserted her index finger into my anus. It's amazing that I didnt blow her head off with my hot jizz. She cleaned me off, stood up and kissed me, full and hard, on the lips. "What do I owe ya?" she asked. I just stammered with nothing intelligible. "Well in that case, perhaps you can fix the squeek on my bed" she said as she took me by the hand and led me toward the bedroom. We "fixed" quite a few things that afternoon, but that's for other stories...