 | INCESTUOUS THREESOME |
There I was, laying spent on the kitchen table next to the
gorgeous naked body of my 38 year old mother. Her cunt juice
all over my face and my teenage meat stick, my cum dripping
out... |
| Ernie The Hamster |
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the
pet syndrome including toilet-flush burials for dead
goldfish It's a long story but one that will have you
laughing out... |
| Naked in a room full of my big sisters friends |
My siter was home from college and Mom & Dad were gone till
the next night. I was 13 and sandy was 19. She was given permission
to spank me if I didn't listen.I was in my room jackin... |
| Histoire de nonne |
Un prtre et une nonne sont dans une tempte de neige. Aprs
un moment,
ils trouvent une petite cabane. Extnus, ils se prparent
a dormir.
Il y a une pile de couvertures et un duvet... |
| French without tears |
Since my wife left me, as I put it, because we both were sexually
generous to other people, I stayed on in our small suburban
house. Shortly after a man and his daughter moved in... |
| MOm in law |
Couple of years ago my mother in law came to stay with us when
she separated from her husband. My wife went away on business
for a few days.
On the first day I woke up... |
| father and son in chemists |
a father and his 8yr old son are in a chemists waiting to be
served when the young boy notices the condom rack, he looks
puzzled at the different array on offer and asks his dad
'dad,... |
| Boy Goes To A Nude Beach |
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to the nude
beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that
some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's,
and asked... |
| Sick perverted guy stuck in a conservative persons life |
HELP! I am a sick perverted guy stuck in a conservative persons
life. I want to really experience life and have a lot of sex.
When I see someone I want to slap their ass and fuck them... |
| addition to i think my wife hates sex know................... |
i viewed all your reply's and some does help but let me add
a little bit to the story, first of all after having the
two kids she got fixed to no longer have any more children
she went... |
| My ex GF, My Sister In Law |
After passing Engineering, two of my friends got the job
in the capital and I got the job in an Industrial town about
200 miles away from the capital. We were so busy that we could
not... |
| babysitter fun |
i don't get out much but when i do i giver hard, got my friends
daughter to babysit she is 18 teen and a knock out, she had
just broke up with her boy friend so she was free for the night,... |
| Cherokee names |
A Cherokee chief was sitting in his teepee when his youngest
son came up and sat on his lap. "Dad?" he asked.
"How did you come up with the names for my siblings
and I?" The chief... |
| Male Blonde Joke |
A BLONDE GUY GETS HOME EARLY FROM WORK AND HEARS STRANGE
NOISES COMING FROM THE BEDROOM. HE RUSHES UPSTAIRS TO FIND
HIS WIFE NAKED ON THE BED,
SWEATING AND PANTING.
"WHAT'S... |
| Cookies with Grandpa |
One day, a little boy goes over to his grandparents house
and is sitting out on the poarch with his grandfather. Grandpa
is drinking a beer and the little boy asks if he can have a
sip.... |
| Shower Gift by Mom |
"Mom, " Brenda yelled from just inside the
front door while struggling under a load of wedding shower
gifts, "you gotta come and see all of the cool things
the girls gave me!!!" Her... |
| Rasberry sounds from the decompression chamber |
wheresoever unilateral amidst a clipping,
one urethra entails a binocular pardon
-- I mean, the tropopause.
postally, the adsorbate will revert.
one has ossified a gay... |
| An old man remembers |
My sister was asked to attend a conference late into the
night and would my wife and I mind looking after my niece
for the night.No problem, we thought it would be great to
have some... |
| How to keep a relationship going (da bowyer way) |
Here r 10 points on how to keep a relationship going even
if u r an unfaithful so and so
1. Always lie to ur partner bout ur whereabouts. Letting
them no where u r all... |
| un peu de bonheur |
Un petit garon traverse le quartier "hot"
de la ville en voiture avec son papa.
> >
Dis papa, qu'est-ce qu'elles font les dames
sur le trottoir ?
> >
... |
| FINISH |
FINISH
As the time slowly ticked off the clock last years Sugar
Bowl game
We blocked a punt played descent "D" but Jason
was hurt and not the same... |
| Enfance : Indien |
Un petit indien son pre, le grand Sachem :
" Dis Papa, pourquoi, nous les Indiens, portons-nous
des noms trs longs, alors que les cow-boys eux, ont des
noms plus courts... |
| Re sister love |
Hello GMAN 211203 it is normal for sexual desires extending
to wanting to fuck and masturbate communally with a family
member. Who has not eaves dropped on mom and pop or even... |
| Me and my Sister in 2001 |
I had the luxury to take her too my nephews her sons wrestling
tournment! I t was along day and we headed back to the hotel..
it was cheaper just to room together and get double... |
| alguna vez se nos ha pasado por la cabeza que sin oxgeno no somos nada? |
La ducha, el desayuno, el trabajo, la relacin con la familia
y la pareja, . cualquiera de estas acciones, por ordinaria
que nos parezca, son las que a la larga conforman nuestra
vida y... |
| Daddy's girl Part One |
My identical twin Jaylen and I were only 12 when our parents
divorced. Mom was caught screwing uncle bobby on christmas
eve. He was a lot younger than her. Pop of course walked out
the... |
| The Good, the bad and the ugly |
Good: You're pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
Good: Your husband is not... |
| Sleeping on top of each other |
A 6 year old asked came home very excited and asked his mother: "Mom, what is it called when people sleep on top of each other"?
His mother wasn't ready to tell her son about the birds and the... |
| to be a man |
to be a man
you cannot show your pain
or heartfelt loss in your emotions
you have to be strong
they say
but why
we have hearts that can break... |
| como me conquistarias? |
Si pudieras conquistarme sin estar cerca de mi,
provocando que mis labios deseaaran recorrer tu
cuerpo acariciandote con mis ojos cada centrimetro
de tu piel te prometo llevarte a un... |
