Joke 5
The soldiers are tired and lonely after spending weeks
in enemy territory. To entertain them the Major called
for this HOT number from the nearby town.
She came, danced and when the first dance was done, the soldiers
went mad. They clapped for 5 minutes.
For her second number she stripped and danced in sheer bra
and G strings. This time the applause went for 10 minutes.
The next number she danced topless, and this time the applause
went on and on. The Major had to come on stage and ask them
to quiet down for the grand finale.
For her last number, she was to strip completely and dance
naked. The Major expected the soldiers to make enough noise
to bring the roof down. But ten minutes later, there is no
clapping and the dancer comes backstage. The Major asks
her, "What happened? How come there was no clapping
this time?"
She replied, "Major, how do you expect those poor
boys to clap with one hand?!!?"
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