The Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered
in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave
to get some sleep.
Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood and began
hassling him about where he got it. He told them to piss off
and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he finally
gave in.
OK, follow me, he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds
of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across
a river and into a huge forest. Finally he slowed down and
all the other bats excitedly milled around him tongues
hanging out for blood.
"Do you see that large oak tree over there?"
he asked. "YES, YES, YES!!!!"the bats all screamed
in a frenzy.
"Good!" said the first bat, "Because
I fucking didn't!"
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