The bear and the bunny
Over years, on every morning, a bear keeps chasing a bunny
through the woods. It is always the same: the bunny provokes
the bear. The bear gets angry. The bear in bloodthirst,
the bunny in panic, the bunny fleeing, the bear persuing
it.
Theres a fairy living in that wood, and she had to watch
the tragedy every day. So finally she decides to solve the
matter once and for all. She grabs the bunny while it runs
away from the bear and remains standing in the bears way.
The bear stops in surprise. The fairy says:" I have
had to watch this now every morning, every year. Now, if
you stop it you shall get three wishes fulfilled.. You wont
be able to perform this hunt anymore due to a spell, but as
a reward youll have 3 wishes fulfilled!!!!"
Both animals think about it and agree. The bear, who is male,
starts. "Well, I want that every bear except me in
this forest is female." - "May it be."
says the fairy. The bear gets excited "then I whish
that every bear except me on this continent is female!"
"So may it be!" replies the fairy again. The
bear, now really enjoying this, says "And finally
I want that every bear in the WORLD except me is female!!!"
"All right, ", says the fairy, "may it
be as you wish."
"And you, bunny?", she asks then " What
can I do for you? What are your wishes?" The bunny gives
a wicked smile and says "My first and only wish is that
he", it points at the bear, "is gay."
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