the doberman and the chihuahua
These two guys wanted to get out of doing some yard work that
their wives had scheduled for them on a beautiful Saturday.
So they decided to take their dogs for a walk instead. After
walking around for awhile the guy with the doberman says
to his friend..."Hey, why don't we hide out in
that pub for awhile and have a couple of pints". His
friend replies..."We can't...there is a sign
in the window saying 'NO PETS ALLOWED' and I can
see the bouncer through the window...we'll never
get in...and if our wives see the dogs outside tied up...they'll
kill us."
His friend says "I have an idea...just follow my lead"
and with that he puts on a pair of sunglasses and strolls
right into the pub. Sure enough, the bouncer stops him and
says..."I'm sorry sir but there are no pets allowed
inside." To which he replies..."But you don't
understand...I'm blind and this is my seeing eye dog."
The bouncer says..."A doberman??? Since when did
they start using dobermans???" "About a year
ago actually....they are easy to train and they are very
obedient...he's been working out great."
"Well...ok...I guess you can come in then."
The guy with the chihuahua sees all of this and is amazed
that it actually worked...so he waits a few minutes and
puts on his shades and walks in.
Again the bouncer stops him..."Excuse me sir...no
pets allowed."
"Oh but you don't understand...this is my seeing
eye dog."
The bouncer is floored and asks..."A chihuahua???"
"Chihuahua??? They gave me a fucking chihuahua?????"
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