The Best & Funniest Jokes Around
The high school coaches in Terrebonne Parish, Louisiana
went to a coaches' retreat. To save money, they had
to room together. No one wanted to room with Coach Boudreaux
because he snores so badly. The coaches decided that it
wouldn't be fair to make one of them to stay with him
the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
Coach Fontenot slept with him and he came to breakfast the
next morning, hair a mess, eyes all bloodshot. The coaches
asked, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Man, that Boudreaux snores so loud, I couldn't
sleep all night."
The next night, it was coach Guidry's turn. In the morning,
the same thing happened -- his hair was all messed up and
his eyes were all bloodshot. The other coaches asked, "Man,
what happened to you? You look awful!" He said, "Man,
no, that Boudreaux shook the roof. I couldn't sleep
all night."
The third night, it was coach Breaux's turn. The following
morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning, y'all!"
They couldn't believe it. They asked him, "Man,
what happened?"
He said, "Well, we were getting ready for bed, so I
went and tucked Boudreaux into bed and kissed him goodnight.
He ended up watching me all night long."
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