Dirty joke
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope
and appeared in court on Friday before the judge. The judge
said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like
to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want
you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils
of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll
see you back in court Monday."
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to
the 1st one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up
drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful.
What did you tell them?" "I used a diagram, your
honor. I drew two circles like this...
o O
...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before
drugs and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable, " said the judge.
"And you, how did you do?", he asked the second
boy, "Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to
give up drugs forever." "156 people! That's
amazing! How did you manage to do that?!?", "Well,
I used a similar approach. (draws two circles)
O o
I said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your
asshole before prison, ..."
|
