Don't kick the cat
A little farm boy was walking to the school bus one morning
when he began kicking farm animals. First he kicked a pig.
Then he kicked a chicken. Lastly he kicked a cow. His mother, watching
from the kitchen window decided she would handle the situation
after he returned from school. When he comes home from school,
his mother confronts him and says "I seen you this
morning kicking those farm animals. since you kicked a
pig you get no pork products for a week. Since you kicked
a chicken you get no eggs for a weeek. Since you kicked a cow,
you get no beef products for a week. Now go wait for your father
and tell him what you have done. " The young boy goes
and waits for his father. When his father comes home from
a long day of work he is so mad he kicks the cat across the front
yard. The boy looks to his mother and says " You wanna
tell him no pussy or do you want me to?"
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