Musical Octopus ! (one of my all time favourites)
A man walks into his local bar there is a hudge crowd gathered
at one end of the bar.He hears the sound of a trumpet being
played, then lots of clapping and cheering.So he goes
to investigate, whats going on he asks a man tells him,
"There's is a guy here with a pet octopus he has
bet everyone his octopus can play any musical instrument
they bring in he's making $50 a time that octopus can
play anything!".The man runs home and returns with
a set of bagpipes and throws them infront of the octopus
"I bet you $500 he can't play those"he say's."Ok
say's the guy your on".The octopus picks ups
the pipes but looks rather confused and is examining them
all over, 5 minutes pass and not a note!The man shouts up"come
on pay me my money he can't play them".The guy
say's "hold on just another minute pal when he
finds he can't shag them pipes he'll play em !"
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